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BREAKING: Bond Investor Institutionalized With Hantanysilver Virus After Coming Into Close Contact With PM Investor On Federal Reserve Cruise Ship

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Jon Lindau
Image accompanying satirical article about a bond investor institutionalized with Hantanysilver virus
Image accompanying satirical article about a bond investor institutionalized with Hantanysilver virus
🚨BREAKING: BOND INVESTOR INSTITUTIONALIZED WITH HANTANYSILVER VIRUS AFTER COMING INTO CLOSE CONTACT WITH PM INVESTOR ON FEDERAL RESERVE CRUISE SHIP
 
⚠️BOND INVESTOR BELIEVED TO HAVE ACTUALLY TOUCHED PHYSICAL SILVER- NOW SHOWING SIGNS OF ACTIVE HANTANYSILVER VIRUS AFTER REPORTEDLY VISITING MULTIPLE PM WEBSITES
 
☢️AUTHORITIES WARN VIRUS IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS & IS DEADLY TO MONETARY SYSTEM- 100% INFECTION RATE AMONGST THOSE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH PHYSICAL SILVER
 
🚨MONETARY AUTHORITIES RECOMMEND COMPLETE SHUT DOWN OF PRECIOUS METALS RETAILERS FOR 2 WEEKS TO SLOW THE SPREAD OF HANTANYSILVER VIRUS


💉MODERNA ANNOUNCES PRODUCTION OF HANTANYSILVER VIRUS VACCINE ALREADY COMPLETED - 8 BILLION DOSES READY FOR GLOBAL EMERGENCY OPERATION

🚨FEDERAL RESERVE EXPECTED TO COORDINATE WITH THE WHO TO IMPLEMENT MANDATORY VACCINE PROTOCOL BY FRIDAY


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